Jacob Collier makes audience sing from their bumhole

Rishi Sunak suit fourth day on radiator 

Dawnsio Gwerin to be used as prison punishment

Trump to be sent to the Phantom Zone

Plaid Cymru to put speed limit up to 150 mph if they win election

Caernarfon Recycling Centre appoints new Führer

Radio 1’s Big Weekend to be held in Swansea’s Mayhill

Baby cancelled for ‘demanding’ its Mother

Teen vanishes in own vape smoke

Margaret Thatcher’s ghost defects from Tory party