Jacob Collier makes audience sing from their bumhole

A musician known for having his crowds become a choir has excelled at his shows again, this time having the audience sing from their bumhole.

The talented Jacob Collier will make the concert goers turn their behinds to pitch perfect anal melody in his continuing quest to explore the limits of music.

The 29 year old, dressed as a Teletubby with bare feet, told us, ‘Yah, the people already have the sounds within their arses, I simply orchestrate tone and pitch.’

‘I’ve been hearing the sounds from the bumholes since I was little, it's a high pitch chord that comes before or after passing wind. It’s like music of the spheres that the planets produce except this time it’s bums. I will gather the anal energy in the room and record it. Hopefully the record will really capture the unique tone of two thousand arses in sync, which is also the name of my live album.’

An excited fan said, ‘I can’t wait for the new album, my anus harmonies were right on pitch.’