Bloke getting into David Icke instead of focusing on his own problems

A man with numerous troubles in his life, that he really should address, has decided instead to get into David Icke.

Jason Gissum is letting relationship issues, job prospects and social interaction slide as he settles down to hours of conspiracist YouTube videos which he is yet to make clear how will help his tricky life situation.

He told us, ‘It’s opened my eyes to the truth about the big corporations. Monsanto, Nestle, Texaco. I’m learning a lot about these fat cats on YouTube and Facebook.

‘David Icke foresaw companies like Apple taking all your information so they can know everything about what you do and what you like. So don’t give them anything. Now I’m telling people about it all on my Facebook, sharing what I’ve been watching, some of the knowledge I’ve got from my research, so my friends too don’t let the big corps know anything about us.

‘I’m learning about the radiation from the 5G masts aswell, it’s scary. Unlucky for them though ‘cause Facebook showed me an Amazon product which tells you how much radiation it gives out, which I’ve bought so I can do my own research. Thanks to David Icke, me and all the millions of people who watch him on YouTube and the thousands that pay to watch him live, will not be sheeple.’