Bloke not happy with Glastonbury line-up 

A man who has never been to the Glastonbury festival has once again criticised their lineups, we can confirm.

Scott Grantham often watches the famous music and arts festival on TV, so he knows a thing or two about line-ups and which bands should be on.

He said, ‘Never even heard of Sza, Dua Lipa has only just started and Coldplay have done it too many times. It’s just not on. Where are the bands that I like watching?!’

When Scott was told that there are many different stages other than the Pyramid Stage he shook his head in disgust, ‘I’m not watching weird stuff, I don’t want to see a band with 8 bongo players thank you very much! Might be fine for the middle slot on Jools Holland but Glastonbury?! Hope it rains!’