Man finally finds happiness with dodgy Firestick

A man who has been unlucky in love has finally found happiness when he got his hands on a dodgy Firestick, we can reveal.

Neil Gobbigton had thought his chances of settling down were all but gone, until that was he was finally given a dodgy Firestick.

‘I can’t believe it. I can finally settle down now. Settle down to all the football, boxing and golf I can imagine. I might even watch American Football just because I can.’

‘I’ll spend my entire weekend happily scrolling through all the dodgy films they’ve got. I couldn’t care less if they’re dubbed either, 'cause it’s free! Saturday is football, more football, a film, then finish with some porn. It’s all I ever wanted!’

Neil now insists there’s something out there for everyone, ‘If it can happen to me then it can happen to you. I won’t look back, only forward. With the dodgy Firestick by my side, I’ll never be alone again!’