Neighbour regrets chatting about weather with Matt Le Tissier

An innocent neighbour of ex-footballer Matt Le Tissier has spoken of his regret after a small talk weather chat took a turn for the worse.

Glen Jones casually commented on the heavy rain to the former Southampton man before the chat turned weird.

He told us, ‘We’d had non stop rain so while I was putting the bins out I mentioned it, he started saying ‘Ooooh isn’t that convenient’ pointing at the clouds. When I said ‘No not really’ he went on about how it’s basically a fact that the government decides what weather we have now.’

‘He then talked about geo engineering. It was weird cos he sounded like he was being genuine, but I was confused how a government could be capable of that but not of ordering the correct PPE or hiding their text messages that get them sacked.’

‘I told Matt if this is true I’ll be voting for the person who promises the most sun in the next election but he just went ‘Ooh isn’t that convenient’ again. I’m not chatting to him anymore.’

Recently, Le Tissier has been giving talks to like minded people covering his controversial opinions, which apparently are poor for about 87 minutes then right near the end he is likely to spring into life and pull out a corker.