Andrew RT Davies mistaken for actual gammon

The leader of the Welsh Conservatives has been mistaken for a real piece of gammon, The Daily Flange has uncovered.

As Mr Davies sat with a skinhead friend at his favourite Oggy restaurant, he was spotted by a lady who tried to order some of him.

Mrs Rowlands liked the look of Mr Davies and asked the waiter if she could have ‘some of that gammon the skinhead has’, only to be corrected that it was a man.

‘To me it looked like well cooked gammon, with a subtle maple glaze over it. When I seen it sat there like that, I was going to ask the waiter to dice it up. I thought it was unusual that the other fella was just staring at him, 'cause I could almost taste the salt on his forehead from where I was, I was gasping for some water.’

Fortunately the waiter did not dice Mr Davies up and informed Mrs Rowlands of her mistake ‘I was very surprised. He looked so succulent and tasty, proper gammon like.'