Rishi Sunak suit fourth day on radiator 

The PM soaked suit has now begun its fourth day on the radiator after some poor drying days.

The suit was drenched last week as Mr Sunak made an election announcement outside of number 10.

His cleaner told us, ‘We would’ve had it dry-cleaned but it’s absolutely soaking so I put it out on the line. Usually his miniature suits don’t take long at all. Of course the weather has been awful so the minute I pegged out I was back out there bringing it back in.

‘Lucky for him we have plenty of clothes for him, as he gets hand me downs from Boris Johnson’s and Jacob Rees Mogg’s ridiculous amount of children, if not them then some of the toys clothes really suit him.’

‘Anyway, it’s been on the radiator for nearly a week now. Hopefully it will be ready for the TV debates, if not I have a ‘Ken’ doll suit which he’ll look dapper in.’