Trump to be sent to the Phantom Zone

The former President Donald Trump will be ordered to the Phantom Zone indefinitely.

Trump will follow the likes of General Zod, Non and Ursa into the glass prison that floats in a parallel dimension.

Jor-el of the science council told us, ‘It’s the only place he can go really. He won’t age so he’ll enjoy that, but he will be floating through space and time forevermore which will no doubt annoy him.’

‘I’m aware he’s already calling me ‘Jack-ass Jor-el but that won’t stop me sentencing him.’

Trump supporters say this won’t change their vote. Chairman of the Americans for Trump, Freedom and Bazookas, Chip McClair told us, ‘This is just another communist move to silence our President. He’ll do a great job of running our country while he’s spinning through time and space. Better than Sleepy Joe anyway.’