Michael Gove to be dismantled and recycled into phone parts

"If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best” insists Southgate

Man buying Spar meal deal considers life choices

Harry Kane favourite to win Golden Chin

Night shift receptionist clinically dead

Rishi Sunak to spend day applying for Universal Credit

Man gurning on ket fails to make BBC Glastonbury coverage 

35 year old man feels everything he did in WW2 was pointless 

Voter happy politician would Nuke the world for his vote

Cyclist now thinner than the bike