Voter happy politician would Nuke the world for his vote

A voter at the upcoming general election is really pleased a candidate would end the world hitting the nuclear button, we can reveal.

Dave Barley was concerned that none of the leaders of the big political parties had the nerve to kill everybody on Earth but is now relieved to learn most of them would.

He said, ‘I can now be content in the knowledge that if things kick off with Russia or China, we are brave enough to nuke them all. Yes that would be the end of us too but if you’ve gotta do what you’ve gotta do.’

‘Now I want to see which one of them is quickest pressing the big red button cos you can’t mess about with Putin or whoever the China one is. There should be a test on Question time, fastest fingers first, like on family fortunes. The winner will get my vote I can tell you, cos this is the big issue for me. I can’t trust anyone who won’t kill us all.’