Bangor named World's Greatest City if you need a phone case

The City of Bangor is the world's Greatest City to get a phone case, it has emerged.

With a phone case shop every 20 meters, the city hopes people will flock from miles on end to purchase one of the many colourful device protectors, some of which you can get a receipt for.

The Bangor town planner Billy Chwink enthused ‘We have invested heavily to bring these shops in, they sell phone cases, tablet cases and for some reason, lighters.’

One excited shopper said ‘I travelled miles to get here. And it’s no different to buying it on Amazon, they’re quick, cheap and don’t waste time by speaking to you. They’ve everything you need for a phone case, they have black ones, pink ones, glittery ones. And lighters as well for some reason.’

The staff in the shop, who weirdly nobody has ever seen before, said they are made up with Bangor’s phone case reputation, ‘This is what I dreamed of as a little boy, a shop of my own with a plethora of phone cases, screen protectors and of course, lighters. We also sell phone chargers which get so hot they double up as a heating appliance during the colder months. We look forward to seeing you!’