Man who wanted daughter to be named Tiffany or Ebony admits he is addicted to porn

A soon be Dad who desperately asked his wife if their child could be named Tiffany or Ebony has admitted he is addicted to pornography, we can reveal.

Matty Holden’s wife Danelle says that they were the only names he could come up with after spending so much of his free time glued to free online porn.

She told us, ‘Every name I had come up with he had no interest in. He was just looking at his phone and would then disappear sharpish. So when I put it to him that he should make a list, they were the only names he could come up with. I asked him why those names and he looked confused, then disappeared again.’

Matt then admitted where he had got the main ideas from, ‘I hadn’t realised myself until I popped a bit of porn on late one evening and there they were looking straight at me, or you could say POV, Ebony and Tiffany. They are great girls but that’s when I realised I might have a problem.’

‘I know now it’s wrong that they are the only girl names I’ve got. And yet, they are nice names aren’t they?’

Luckily the couple had a little boy and are still it is Danelle who will soon be deciding the all important name, ‘I’m down to either Ron or Jeremy’ she told us.