Jogger loses battle to get wedgie out of bum

A regular Jogger has failed to unplug a wedgie from their bum during a 5K run, we can reveal.

Lucy McMamamamam had tried her upmost to wiggle the material from inside her buttocks to no avail which severely hindered her PB ambitions.

She said, ‘It got stuck right up there early on. I tried all my arse moves in order to get it all out but it just wouldn’t. I was trying to get a chance to get a firm hand up there and pull it out but there’s was always another runner or somebody walking their dog.’

‘All I had was my arse wiggles alone and it was not enough. I’m disappointed to say the least. I’ve done so much training and exercises to make those buttocks have the strength to just do exactly that.’

I had a special Jo Wiley audio where she specifically says how to get a wedgie out of your bum on a run.’

Lucy has vowed to keep training and hopes to do a full run without a wedgie soon.