Facebook Woman who solved McCann case, knows who killed Jill Dando & understands truth about pandemic, asks when school starts back

A Self styled Facebook detective on has asked ‘When does school start back?’, we can reveal.

Susan, 34, seems to know about many things but the date of her children returning to school is not one of them.

She said, ‘I have no way of knowing whatsoever. They expect you to spend all day searching through the school app, as if I haven’t got better things to do. I’ve been very busy keeping on top of the recent British disappearances abroad to know exactly when those teachers start back.’

‘The teachers should visit all the parents individually to tell us. They haven’t got anything better to do all summer have they?’

Luckily for Susan, her Facebook friend Denise answered promptly, ‘Thank god for Denise. She knows everything her, when the school starts, when Easter break is and when clocks go back. She’s amazing.’