"You either love me or hate me!" says woman that everybody definitely hates

A woman has been overheard claiming people either love her or hate her, despite everybody agreeing that they hate her.

Melanie Cox has been making these claims, usually after hearing about how another person hates her. But Claire, who is not really her friend but is too afraid of her to say otherwise, tried to explain "We can’t tell her the truth. People are afraid of what she’ll say. Last time someone did, Melanie put a big Facebook meme saying ‘Watch out for snakes’ and everyone was wondering who it was she was referring to. I put ‘Yeah they’re everywhere babes’ so people knew it wasn’t me. But yeah, I hate her."

When we put it to Melanie that the opinion of her seems to be quite one sided, she told us ‘Well no it isn’t because you either love me or hate me, it’s a split thing, one or the other. It can’t be one sided cos that ruins the whole thing.

‘I can tell you’re a hater and I totally couldn’t care less because people love me or hate me. Get it?!’