Woman will not take Dryrobe® off

A woman who has only been seen in a Dryrobe® for nearly a year has refused to take it off, we can reveal.

With nearly 15% of Dryrobe® owners reportedly being able to swim, and upwards of 10% living within 20 miles of the coast, it has become the must have item.

Sara Ann Kelly bought the popular post-outdoor-swimming robe last year after realising a towel and getting changed after a swim was simply not good enough.

She told us ‘I’ll just leave it on now. It's warm, it covers my whole body and it shows I’ve been wild swimming, not today but at some point. Although, I can’t remember when.’

Sara has lived in Crocs and Uggs for several months at a time before but nothing is quite like the Dry Robe, ‘It gives me an air of wildness while retaining my middle class prestige. I’ll never take it off. Not at home, not in summer and not even when I go swimming.’