Woman now fully racist after attempt to sell something on Marketplace

A woman who innocently tried to sell an item on marketplace has become fully racist after the interest she received.

Tina Bell was trying to get rid of a fridge when the influx of incoherent messages came in from places that probably were not going to collect a fridge. She told us, ‘It was great to get a reply so quick, but then one person calked ‘Recqix’ asked ‘?’. Which I struggled to answer.

‘After that it was just more and more. One guy from Saudi Arabia said he would pick it up today if I just gave him my postcode. I gave him the postcode of the local Burger King. Never heard of him again.’

‘I was about to give up until Graham messaged. I instantly felt safe and relaxed in knowing he was a Graham. That’s when I realised I was a racist now.’

‘Maybe I always was but this changed me. Next time I will only answer to Grahams, Bills, Margarets and Barbaras. ‘

The Daily Flange contacted Recqix and he told us he was ‘disappointed’ nobody turned up at Burger King.