Christian choir in Bangor High street NOT what Jesus wanted

A Christian choir singing in the middle of Bangor high street is NOT what Jesus wanted, we can report.

The choir of terrible singers have been doing nothing for God for nearly 5 years singing something that does not resemble any actual song.

A passer by told us, ‘I used to believe in God until I heard them sing one Saturday.’

‘I wouldn’t have thought Jesus would die for them to sing badly on our high street that’s being made worse by their singing, which is saying something as the high street is shite.’

One member of the choir with a very odd personality told us, ‘We are singing for the lord. Our version of Cher’s ‘Believe’ is something that I like to imagine the disciples would sing to show their faith to Jesus.