Man concerned about illegal immigration loots vape shop

A man so concerned about the illegal migration to the UK has looted a vape shop to show his anger, we can report.

As riots spread through shit British towns, Danny Beale has said he was so angered by illegals he just had to loot.

He told us, ‘What’s goin’ on is not the British way. We are a Christian country and that’s when I knew I needed to join in, throw a brick at a burning taxi and get into that vape store.’

‘Me and the boys were sort of out anyway. We’d had a few in the ‘spoons and some of us didn’t really get to throw many plastic chairs this last Euros so it’s no surprise this has happened, is it?’

‘Once we had confirmation from a mate of ours who has another mate who was told that a fella who certainly doesn’t sound British had done somefing. Dunno what. We quickly assembled our own little army to stand up for Britain, make a costly mess of a street we don’t live on and then grab a bag for life worth of vapes. Cracking night to be fair.’