DJ still pretending he has something to do with the music playing

A DJ has once again stood and touched some of the knobs as if he he is actually doing something, we can reveal.

DJ Gary Kwack has being playing music for many years, pressing play on current and old chart dance music. Yet even though he touches the knobs during the tunes, it’s doing nothing.

He said, ‘Yeah I’m not sure why I touch them really. I know there are some DJs who bring the bass through or isolate an Instrument, but not me. I could literally put my Spotify on and leave it. But what remarkable is when I lurk over the decks, ever so slightly touching something, it makes feel like I’m creating it and what’s even weirder is the crowd cheer as if it is something to do with me.’

‘It’s like the crowd credit me with the songs that I can neither play or fathom how they were made. Madness really.’

One excited reveller said, ‘We just need something to look at really. When any DJ puts their hand in the air, I put my hand in the air, especially if I just don’t care.’