Britain admits it cannot cope with any weather

Britain has finally admitted it cannot cope with any weather and will struggle in all seasons.

Whether it be rain, wind, snow or Sun, the data proves that the population will overwhelmingly whinge no matter what.

A recent fall of two inches of snow saw schools closed, the same as it did for a three day spell of sun in July, as teachers feared dehydration, and water companies worried of low reservoirs. A windy and wet December caused carnage on the roads with floods up and down Britain, while The Daily Mail claimed ‘Millions will die’ when temperatures dropped to a perfectly normal winter temperature in January.

A Bloke by a shop told us, ‘If it was just grey and damp continuously then we might have a chance. But anything else is just impossible. I’ve got anxiety over what coat to wear.' while Carol cried, ‘I like the sun but not too hot. And I like cosy winters but not too cold. I like autumn but the council needs to do something about the leafs falling on windscreens’

The council responded, ‘We advise all vehicles to stay off the road while leafs fall. And when the suns out...and when windy and raining. If you go out after some snow then only God can save you.’