Assassination leading in the US election polls

Following the announcement that Kamala Harris will go head to head against Donald Trump to be the next US President, assassination has jumped ahead in the American polls.

As commentators criticise Harris for being too silent on the big issues and Trump for being a terrible human, the results of todays polls are are pointing to a few sniper rounds being on top.

Swing voter Troy Gory said, ‘Trump tells lies and Harris is not much of a leader, so I’m hoping assassination will give us the real change we need. Wiping them out may bring more jobs in the fact that we will definitely need two new candidates.’

Another voter wasn’t sure, ‘Well, will the assassination continue to build the wall? If so then the assassination is a real American hero we need to protect us from aliens and communists and after that he can assassinate anti gun campaigners to show those guys they’re just plain wrong! USA! USA!’