Woman has the ick with everybody

A woman has decided she has the ick with everyone, we can reveal.

Tara Groves, 29, was telling her friends what she had the ick with when she realised it was with everyone and everything.

She told us, ‘My first ick was with men who had facial hair, then I had the ick with anybody who drinks from a can, then I really had the ick with dating anybody who was over 30, I also had the ick with my ex who wore football shirts, as well as men who don’t wax.’

‘Basically I had full time Ick. After much thought I’ve just come to terms with the fact that I have it with everyone.’

‘Yesterday I had it with myself when I spilt coffee on my top, it’s just like, urghhh.’

Tara has decided to just stay in from now on and never see anybody.