Throw doing great job hiding shit sofa

A throw has been doing a terrific job of hiding a disgusting sofa, we can reveal.

Jan and Dave Pew knew they had terrible couches so there could only be one thing that could possibly save them, a Dunelm quality throw.

Jan said, ‘Our sofa is a piece of crap. But there’s no way I’m buying new ones so we just lob the throw on it and Bob’s your uncle, nobody knows.

‘Nobody can see the tartar sauce stains or the wine that spilt over it 6 years ago. It’s quite brilliant really so we are now putting throws over other things. We’ve got one on the floor in the living room, over our bedding so I don't have to wash that and sometimes Dave will wear one over him if he’s particularly squallerfull, which he often is.

‘If we could find one to cover our minging house then we would.’