EURO 2024 LATEST: Pissed Scotsman puts on ginger wig on top of ginger hair

A Scottish man in kilt and a ginger wig is preparing to be pissed in Euros.

Craig Duggan will be putting his ginger wig on top of his actual ginger hair, he told us, ‘I’ve waited 20 years to travel to a country I’d never normally go to and get absolutely baked in a kilt. Hopefully my wee toupee will fit because my hair is actually longer than the wig at the moment.’

‘I’ll mostly be hanging around a fountain or something in the middle of the city. If I can find a can of Tennants, I’ll be laughing!’

The German foreign minister Hans Vonk said, ‘It's fantastic to welcome a bunch of people paler than us, who drink more than us. And like us, the smaller the person, the angrier they are. Which is great for the City's atmosphere. Together we can all have a great time, watch football and hate the English as one. Which is what the Euros is all about.’