Man’s Gaydar not working since watching Eurovision

A man with a profound Gaydar has been left with it all but defunct as it overloaded watching Eurovision, we can reveal.

Steve Daniels watched the music contest on Saturday, he told us, ‘It was going nuts. One contestant after another, the Gaydar kept registering. Eurovision is often a busy night for me in that sense but this year it went through the roof.’

‘My Gaydar relies on my ability to assess clues given off by particular mannerisms or stereotypes but on Saturday it wasn’t able to cope with the quite frankly beautiful, flamboyant, over the top, extravaganza of the colourful drama that pop music can produce in one night.’

‘I’ve been left fatigued and I’m now resting up, but it’s safe to say my Gaydar has been rendered pointless, or you could say, nul poi.’