BABY REINDEER VERDICT: Public more concerned by loads of texts than a frig up the bum

After much debate of the Netflix hit drama Baby Reindeer, it’s been confirmed that people are more shocked by the stalkers texts and Emails than a serial frigger of the bum.

Viewers across the globe had been desperately trying to find out who the stalker is in real life, whilst barely anyone cared for the identity of the worst person in the whole show.

One viewer told us, ‘It’s weird cos everyone’s going on about that Scottish woman yet that creepy fella who rapes people hasn’t been on Piers Morgan or anything. It’s like people really love hating a sick woman more than a rapey comedy producer.’

One Edinburgh festival comedian added, ‘I actually really want to find out who that producer is, because we deserve to know. And also to see if he’s interested in my script.’