Police to seize hard drives of adults who go to Disney World without kids

The Police are cracking down on all adults going to Disney World without children, we can reveal.

Police say this behaviour has disturbed families visiting the famous theme park for many years and now is the time to clamp down on the potential wrong-uns.

Detective Gary O’Mira told us, ‘This has gone on too long. These people are sick individuals who need to be stopped. My officers and I will be seizing all the computers of these freaks when caught. I have my team on the lookout at the parades, the Donald Duck pancake stall and of course, Mickey's Meats.’

‘Families should not approach them. If you do see a childish looking couple looking all colourful, a man possibly wearing a frozen t-shirt or any woman in pigtails wearing a tiara, call us immediately.’