Boris has had THREE more wives and SIX more kids since we last seen him

The former Prime Minister Boris Johnson has married several more times with a plethora of bonus children since we last saw him, The Flange can reveal.

The blond bombshell has been busy since leaving office and not having to hide in fridges, knocking up an abundance of nannies, secretaries PAs.

A midwife told us, ‘We get Boris babies in quite frequently. At the rate he likes to go he has to have numerous pregnancies at one time. We now have a dedicated suite.’

‘We always know when a Boris pregnancy is in because the mothers suffer terrible heartburn. Obviously we don’t see him. He sends an aide to help out, then in a few months she’ll be the one getting the gas and air. Us midwives call it a conveyor belt of piffle.’