Baby in womb embarrassed by gender reveal

A baby at 21 weeks has been left red faced by the gender reveal party by its parents.

The yet unnamed neonate had full surround sound of its mum, dad and various friends pretending the babies gender will make any difference to them at a garden party. Some children present said they could hear the baby ‘groaning’.

One told us, ‘The dad and his mates were all wearing blue onesies while the mum and her girls were in pink cowgirl outfits. They all had to do a conga for a few minutes then one of them does a cartwheel, stays in a handstand position while a pink girl or a man in a onesie stands between the legs, then farts out a pink or blue mist.’

‘The mother said ‘Oh the baby just kicked’ but we all knew that the baby was squirming. The grandmother couldn’t understand why they can’t just reveal it like normal people or not at all, seeing as nobody actually cares apart from them. Anyway, the adult fella farted out a boy mist.’