Man selling CBD oil not a great example

A local man who has taken to selling CBD oil for the many benefits it can bring, is not a great example, we can report.

Pete Bulbous says he has long used the popular natural remedy and says the benefits are there for everyone to see, except for him.

He says, ‘It can help with Arthritis, chronic pain, anxiety and many other things that I have got. It can also help you feel and look better. Apart from me obviously. Though maybe I’d be even worse without it, so result! It’s a natural remedy and the powers that be don’t like it. Luckily we’ve got the likes of Matt Le Tissier and other trusted celebrities backing this sort of thing now.'

Pete has been working on other remedies from his shed to combat the planet's most serious illnesses, most of which he has got, consisting of many natural ingredients but mainly CBD oil, ‘I’m about to release a new one which consists of nettles, Wotsits and baked beans. It’s what cured the Romans of scurvy. Which I’ve got.’