Uncle fuming at Wedding food portion

An Uncle has expressed his anger at the lousy portion of food served at his niece’s wedding, we can report.

Uncle Keith had been told to not eat as the wedding dinner would be served at 1pm. When the food turned up, starving Keith could not believe the serving.

He said, ‘I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. I had chosen the chicken option and I thought it would be a slap up roast. There was two new potatoes! New potatoes are disappointing as it is, but two!’

‘Then there was the chicken. I've got more meat on my elbow. On top of that was a measly splash of gravy. I want my food swimming in gravy thank you very much.’
Keith then spent the rest of the day and evening informing the other guests of the terrible portion sizes.