Stupid uncle buying drums for toddler nephew

A stupid Uncle is to buy drums for his toddler nephew, we can reveal.

Mathew Tab will never have to deal with the child playing the drums in any way and so is only too pleased to buy the gift.

He said, ‘He can drum that thing all night for all I care. He’ll love it and my brother and his Mrs, I imagine, will be really chuffed I’ve got him a present that will keep him entertained.’

The couple won’t find out until Christmas day about Mathew’s ridiculous present but he thinks it will go down the best.

Mathew added, ‘They’ll know exactly where he is when he is playing that. Yeah the whole family will love it, guaranteed they’ll ring me first thing on Christmas morning to thank me.’