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Gregg Wallace spotted driving to Dundee barefoot eating a massive Toblerone

Beryl Crump Local News

Disgraced TV presenter Gregg Wallace has been spotted driving towards Dundee barefoot eating a massive Toblerone, we can reveal.

The potty mouthed MasterChef man was munching on the large chocolate bar while spouting off anti-middle-class woman remarks.

One witness told us, ‘He was hammering that chocolate. And some of the things he was saying about those middle-class women of a certain age were quite shocking.’

‘He stopped to get some petrol near me and managed to tell three blue gags and inform the cashier how he likes to be pleasured. Quite impressive in a way.’

It’s thought he made it to the Scottish town then drove back, but not before a few more gags.
A local said, ‘Though there is hardly any middle-class woman of a certain again in this town, we still thought his jokes were shit.’