Senedd does not know how else to tell Vaughan Gething to fuck off

Members of the Senedd literally do not know what else to do for the Welsh Labour leader to fuck off, we can report.

After a vote of no confidence at the Senedd last week, Gething is still not taking the hint and is carrying on like people do have confidence in him.

An MS told us, ‘We all thought that the vote of no confidence would be enough for him to fuck right off, but no, he’s not at all bothered that everybody he works with thinks he’s a proper tosser and that is a real achievement when this place has had Andrew RT Davies in its canteen everyday.’

‘None of know where to look when he’s in the room, it’s worse than the Neil Hamilton era and he wore a bow tie. Now there’s a bloke who didn’t know how to fuck off.’
The Senedd are in discussions to move its entire building and members away from Vaughan Gething in a bid to lose him.