Nobody tells man his tattoo is shit

Nobody has yet to tell a man that his tattoo is clearly shit, we can report.

Andy Feldman had saved up for several months to get a tattoo of a Welsh dragon only for most people he knows to think it’s shit, but not say anything.

His friend Carl told us, ‘It’s absolutely wank. Not only that, it is massive. It wraps all the way from his neck to his hands’

‘He’s going around suddenly wearing a vest, basically showing everyone that he’s paid a load of money for a cockeyed dragon only his arm.’

But Andy told us, ‘People are loving it. They all go ‘Oh my god, what the hell is that?’ in an impressed kind of way. Some work mates actually say ‘stop wearing a vest’ and it’s fair enough because nobody likes to be seeing something they’d love but can’t afford all day, everyday.

‘I’m thinking of either Chinese writing or a barbed wire on the other arm next time. People will love it!’