Couple still living on diet of Cadbury Heroes

A couple is still living entirely on a diet of Cadbury’s Heroes, we can reveal.

Shaz and Paul Berlick received 3 tubs of the popular chocolate allsorts over Christmas and are still gorging on them.

Shaz said, ‘They are now my only food source. I’ve scrapped everything else as we need to get through these tubs, and I’m also addicted.’

‘I have one tub on my knees while Paul has one on his. We occasionally compare the quality of chocolate and I might swap a Fudge for a Twirl when he’s not looking or convulsing due to too much sugar intake.’

Paul told us, ‘I’m sick of them but can’t stop. I swear my shit came out the same texture as a Crunchy the other day, I had to stop Shaz from eating it.’