Travel agent to sell shithole holiday convincingly 

A Travel agent will be selling a shithole holiday extremely convincingly in the next few weeks, we can reveal.

Cheryl Banks knows very well that the 7 day all inclusive trip to the arse end of Magaluf is a terrible holiday for anyone but she insists she will get the job done.

She told us, ‘I wouldn’t dream of going to this place let alone take a family there.’

‘But it will be a great deal for a family who will need to be just grateful they’re getting away really, who have no choice if you like.

‘Nobody else would take it. You’re talking a terrible hotel, awful food, the beach is nowhere near and the outside pool is actually deemed unsanitary and dangerous.’

‘I just won’t tell them that.’