Warning as Bank holiday people go ‘Out Out’

A police warning has been issued for Bank Holiday as irregular pub goers will descend on bars they go to twice a year.

Often cladded in Primark jeans and a shirt that was at the height of fashion in 1998, one landlord is fearing the worst.

He said, ‘There will be a lot of fellas who aren’t usually allowed out, they get over excited if Happy Mondays come on but will be asleep at the bar at about 10.’

‘It’s likely they’ll put their ‘out’ jeans on with a pair of shoes they bought for a christening, it’s going to be awful.’

Susan Brown will be heading out on the Sunday with her ‘girlfriends’, the ‘girl’ bit being overstated.

She told us, ‘I can’t wait to write ‘Out Out’ on my socials. It’s Bank holiYay!’