Plucky Nepo kid finally gets job in TV

A plucky nepo child has told of his battle to finally get a job in television, we can report.

Barney, who won’t reveal who his parents are as it is not relevant, was ecstatic when he landed a presenting role opposite his father as his first job in TV.

He beamed, ‘After the hard work of telling my Dad I would like to just do what he did but without the crap stuff, I finally got where I aspired to be.

‘I dreamed of being in TV since the age of 19, and being 20 now it seemed it was not going to happen for me.

‘But I rolled up my sleeves and I managed to land my dream job, opposite my Dad. I’ve never actually done it before but i presumed I could do it, and I can. I think anyway. If not, it won’t make too much difference.’

A TV executive told us, ‘We are very busy people and can’t be bothered going to find people who have trained or have worked in the industry in any way, as long as established celebrities keep having kids, we’re sorted!’