Posh person pretending to be thick again

A Posh person is pretending to be thick again, we can report.

Gerald Lanksbottom was privately educated but despite this, fakes being thick to give himself a personality.

He told us, ‘Yeah pretty sure I’m an intelligent person but it seems I make much more of an impact socially if I egg-on being completely brain dead in conversation.’

‘My friends call me ditzy which I prefer to former nicknames such as ‘Dull twat’, ’Poor jizzer’ and ‘Mummy’s lanky mistake’.

‘I was inspired by such leg-ends as Jamie Laing, he’s so fantastically educated yet still creates an air of thickness around him, what an electric man… sorry did I actually say ‘Electric’?! What am I like!? eccentric!’