Terrible couple going to Dubai again

An awful couple who go on about how great Dubai is, are going again, we can reveal.

Brett and Sam go on about how amazing the knocked up city is to friends constantly and now friends are dreading the post holiday chats.

One annoyed friend said, ‘All they seem to do is sit at a table wearing white whilst there’s loads of lights behind them. They go on about the hotel and how well they treat them like it hasn’t cost them most of their combined annual salary.

‘Brett thinks he’s an oil baron while he poses for pictures over a balcony that cost the lives of 6 men building it. The place looks like something that’s been built on Minecraft by Simon Cowell. You can’t polish a turd but you can put a tall hotel on it.’