Astronauts returning to USA, ask to go back

Travel agent to sell shithole holiday convincingly 

Couple buy plant but no agreement on whom will water it

Man whose ancestors starved the Irish celebrates St Patrick’s day

First Flip-Flops of the summer spotted in Abersoch

London phone thieves throw back Samsung Galaxy 

North Wales traffic warden keen to start fining tourists 

Couple pretending they like daffodils 

JD Vance crawls back up Trump’s sphincter 

Dad fuming Ocean Colour Scene did not win Brit