Couple pretending they like daffodils 

A couple have been pretending they appreciate daffodils, we can report.

Tim and Iris Knotty went on their regular walk and spotted some recently flowered daffodils in a near by flower bed, only for both of them to start pretending they cared.

Tim admitted, ‘I just commented ‘Daffodils are coming through’ and the next thing you know Iris is agreeing with me. Weird really as I have no interest in them.’

Iris agreed, ‘Honestly I couldn’t give two shits about those flowers or any other. But for whatever reason, we both agreed that the daffodils were definitely coming through. Later on in the walk we seen more and we both went, ‘Oh, some there, look’.’

‘None of us admitted that we couldn’t care less about them really, we both went along with the whole façade. Looking forward to next year now.’