Beyoncé triumphant in proving how shit country music is

Farmers admit they just like holding up traffic

Couple suddenly into churches now they are away

Dad suddenly springs to life as stranger parks in front of his house. 

Bloke who served time for GBH complains how kids used to have respect

Wanker Old Boy student back for one night only

Prize for billionth ADHD sufferer 

Dad left starving at kids party

Wim Hof uses electric blanket 

Conspiracy theorists believe Kate “Would say that now”