Dad left starving at kids party

A father has been left with an empty stomach at a kids party as food was only for the children.

Dad of one Lee Jonns feigned a smile while pretending he was happy with a cup of tea, as the children tucked into their chips and nuggets.

He said, ‘I had the shakes, I was so hungry. I was given the job of filling up the orange juice jug. I could’ve fainted. Some kids weren’t even interested in their food, they just wanted to play, the ungrateful shits.’

‘I was trying to steal the odd nugget but a couple of mums were watching me, they could see me eyeing up the plates of the littler ones.’

Lee then had a cup of tea with 6 sugars to see if that would help, ‘It would’ve except as soon as the others seen me go to the kitchen they started making orders for teas and coffees. I barely had the energy to lift the kettle.’

Luckily for Lee, his son was given a party bag with a slab of cake, ‘I absolutely hammered it.’