Office man not allowed to grope at Xmas party

An office man has been told he will not be allowed to grope at this years Christmas party, we can reveal.

Devastated Michael Gibbs has enjoyed a grope at his office Xmas do for 15 years, without ever having to answer for it, but he has been giving some not so festive news.

He said, ‘I’m absolutely gutted. Never did I think I wouldn’t be allowed to do that, especially at Christmas. It goes to show how the world has gone mad when you can’t let your hair down with a few drinks and cop a grope.’

‘Yes I would get a quiet talking to from the boss every January, obviously without any repercussions. But this really is taking things too far by our right banning the grope. I might not bother going.’

One of Michael’s colleagues told us she has complained every year about him and thinks not only should groping be banned but also for Michael to be sacked, to which company boss Derek Fanning told us, ‘Haha, don’t be daft.’