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Conspiracy theorists believe Kate “Would say that now”

Barry Gatherround Culture

Princess Kate's emotional message has led to growing belief in certain online groups that she “would say that now”, we can report.

One group of conspiracy theorists, who go anonymously by the name ‘M’, in case someone challenges their beliefs using reason, has divulged that since Kate was outed by the group on her attempts to look healthy and reasonably happy with life using her phone editing, that they could no longer trust her.

“Kate was never an issue to us before, unlike her lizard forming husband. But seeing how she tried to fool the nation about her wellbeing using Photoshop, this is a red flag for us. It’s obvious she would say this stuff now just to make us look bad and to save face! We all deserve to know the truth!”

‘M’ are now investigating all photos they think are fake apart from any of Prince Harry and his wife’s, ‘No, they’re great and should probably be King and Queen.’