Man still does not know difference between fabric conditioner and the other one

A man who regularly does his own washing has admitted he does not know the difference between fabric conditioner and the other one.

Chris Joist was recently panicked when his girlfriend asked to get a ‘detergent’ which he simply went along with. When faced with determining what the difference was, Chris was left flummoxed.

‘I just thought it was all the same thing. You throw the squishy one in, then pour shit loads of the liquid into one of the top tray bit.’

‘I mean, why complicate it? I was confused so I bought two of these detergent things and nothing else. My girlfriend sent me back, so then I bought the squishy things. When I got home she flipped out and sent me back again, I just stood there until someone sent for help.’

Chris’s girlfriend has since accepted the confusion will not be cleared up anytime soon, so they have returned to using fabric conditioner with the ‘squishy’ laundry capsules.

Chris, who is now resting up at home said, ‘I never want to see the detergent thing again’.